Ampersand Books


Nov
30
2010

Book Review: Misfits and other Heroes, by Suzanne Burns

Freaks are everywhere in Suzanne Burn’s collection of short stories, Misfits and Other Heroes. Burns, whose characters are obsessed with food, offers readers a feast of funky characters from Alano with a third, miniature hand, to Tiny Ron, who is so tiny that his wife carries him around in a birdcage, to a wax statue of Robert Wadlow, the world’s tallest man. And then there are the freaks.

Burns lures readers with her sideshow. At first glance, she appears to be standing outside the circus tent, calling, “come one, come all! Watch the humans interact! Watch them hurt one another! See how they wound, scar, and debilitate! ” But what seems initially like gimmicky fodder for a circus sideshow is all just smoke and mirrors. In fact, Burns is not perched outside of the tent at all: she is hovering, observing from above, commenting on our stupid human tricks and seriousness. Burns’ women are food obsessed; her men are deformed; the relationships are—well—dysfunctional is a gentle word. Readers may not understand her tactics at the onset, but when they play along for a story or two, this strange, meandering path of suspended reality becomes irresistable. Burns unabashedly parades oddities before her readers, who are transported to an alien planet where the language is universal.

Burns’ oddballs work because they are not alien at all.  They are our own reflections. In “Triad,” a waspy rich girl, Merilee, who recognizes that “nature creates beasts on both sides of the curtain,” and whose father doesn’t see her, loves the third hand of a Hispanic Catholic young man, but not the man himself. She wonders if she might learn to love the sum of his parts. Here Burns poses questions about love, specifically whether we can ever really love a whole person or be loved in that way.

“Domestic Arts” offers Viv, a character that embodies the tension between The Bettys Freidan and Crocker, who quits her job to become a homemaker and take care of her husband, an idea he rejects. Burns concocts a gourmet feast of marital tension, blended with equal parts normalcy and insanity:

“Viv stirred the food coloring with urgency. ‘See,’ she showed the frosting to John, ‘I made purple.’”

And there was no way she could make caring about the color purple sound any less crazy.

The marriage disintegrates as Viv whips up a cake, which she leaves in the oven to burn as she simultaneously leaves her life behind. The story culminates with Viv, clad in an apple print apron, breaking into a stranger’s home to cook dinner for the occupant she assumes at first is a man due to the home’s state of disarray, but who ends up being a woman, wearing a tailored suit, one who ultimately welcomes the nurturing Viv offers. In many of these stories, Burns’ women find comfort in food, offering it to men who either reject it, or accept it without giving anything in return.

These are only the peaks of the whipped-cream frosting, but within the pages of Misfits and Other Heroes, there is plenty more sweet pain, waiting like confections left in the hall. Readers will rubberneck these derailing characters: not because they are odd, but because they are familiar. We are the freaks, and Burns reveals our antics in this collection with humor and with empathy.

Martha McKay Canter is a professor of English at USF St. Pete.  Her reviews have been published on The Rumpus and the Oxford journal Isle.

Nov
24
2010

Ampersand Minion Reviews: Best of the Web, 2010

The Best of the Web series, published by Dzanc Books, is an impressive and daunting enterprise: seeking out and giving the legitimacy of print to the best writing featured solely on the web.
Digging through the thousands of great pieces published in online literary magazines may seem like a Magic Tollboth-style job, but every year series editor Matt Bell and his guest editor deliver daring and diverse collections, showcasing writing and authors you may not have stumbled across in the papernet.
Best of the Web 2010 boasts ninety-five stories, poems, and essays written by today’s best web authors. The collection is fraught with tales that are both touching and real, with characters who are not only memorable, but also relatable.
Guest editor Kathy Fish’s introduction focuses less on the collection’s vibe or content than individual lines written by featured authors. “[I’m a] huge, forever fan of beautiful sentences,” Fish writes, and she’s not kidding. The collection is crowded with them. One such excerpt reads, “the soul music on the turntable hustles a circus into her muscles and he sits watching her dance, watching the glimmer of her watch face can-can around the room” (Jac Jemc’s story “Women in Wells”). My favorite line, however, comes from “When I Say Love” by Meredith Martinez. This flash fiction story details a grieving mother who purchases turkeys the same weight as her deceased son and sleeps with them in the bathtub. In the morning, the woman wakes, covered in turkey skin and bacteria. She strikes the turkeys adamantly and “vomit[s] into [the turkey’s] cavity, and scream[s]. When I say love, this is what I mean.”

The collection is filled with genuine, flawless moments such as these. In “One Way to Cook an Eel,” Emily Bromfield tells the story of a middle-aged man living on his own after his wife leaves him for bringing home an eel. In the ex wife’s eyes, this is yet another act in a long train of eccentricities, and so leaves her husband for another, more sane man. The themes of companionship, lost and found love, and heartbreak weave around a skeleton of beautiful craftsmanship and a fresh voice.

Web writing has evolved along with our world’s increasing love of the instant, the satisfaction of now, and has nurtured and legitimized the genre of flash fiction. There’s no consensus on just how long a flash piece’s defined length, but most fans and students of the art would consider a page or less typical—which leaves the author with just a few hundred words to form a believable character, plot, and description.
Several (including the aforementioned Martinez piece) excel at one of fiction’s finest purposes: to not only entertain, but to offer up real, human moments. Another example of flash fiction’s success is the one-and-a-half page story, “Foolish Creatures” by Frank Dahai. This piece works because of a gorgeous diction and a sense of wonder perfectly matching the main characters: children and balloon animals. The relationships in this story draws attention to human nature and the beauty found there.
The longer pieces of fiction are prone to odd formats, another typicality of web fiction. Several stories are divided into sub sections, with their own heading or titles. Lily Huong’s “The Woman Down the Hall” is erratic and confusing, causing the reader to spend as much time attempting to untangle the connection between the headings and the body text as they do deciphering the narrator.
Perhaps a better example is Matthew Simmons’ “Caves,” a story about a man who dates caves. Literally. He makes them mix CDs. This sweet, off-beat piece is punctuated by a much more simple division than Huong’s long subtitles—Simmon’s uses numbers. Section “one” introduces “the man who dated caves,” while “two” details how he sends them a “short, introductory email.”
Lucas Ferrell’s prose poem “Translations of ‘My Refrigerator Light Makes its Way Toward You’ into the 34 Languages Spoken in the Many Woods of Grief” is separated by small ellipses. Some sections are one sentence long, and their brevity enunciates the poem’s poignant tendency towards strong images and repeatable lines.
In a similar manner, David Welch writes an “Instructional Ghazal.” Welch mold forms and recreates the ghazal, picking and choosing which of the ancient form’s rules he follows. While a refrain is present, the last line of each couplet has no rhyming refrain before the repeated chorus. While most readers won’t notice, it’s enough to make a poetry professor cringe.
However, Welch makes up for his modifications with an audacious ending. A ghazal rule (“ghazal”rhymes with “rhyme”)—the last line must refer to the author’s name. Welch’s last line is as follows: “[place any name you want in my mouth].” This daring line retrospectively molds the entire poem—the indifference of which name is used and leaving the choice up to the reader almost creates a second layer, as if the poem is two in itself.

Another poem worth mentioning is “Karner Blue Butterfly Hunt,” composed by Julie Piatt. I write “composed” because the flows as intricately as a jazz quartet. Piatt’s piece is full of feminine imagery, and as such, ends with two strong and dual lines—“Cotton draped our dull commerce/ and we halved a dish of figs.”
Best of the Web 2010 represents a laborious undertaking—finding a collection of well- written, thought provoking poetry and prose to represent what literature is moving into. As series editor Matt Bell writes, fiction and poetry become “objects of intellectual and emotional liberation, points of entry . . ., so capable of delivering stories and poems and essays at the moment.” This anthology as a whole is a point of entry, into a world of exciting and innovative new writing.

Nov
06
2010

Ampersand Minion Reviews: HiStory of Santa Monica, by Michael Atwood.

A book for anyone who has ever been in love or hate with the idea (or actuality) of Hollywood, HiStory of Santa Monica is one of this year’s best collections about the Golden State. Written by Michael J. Atwood and published by Aqueous Books, HiStory tackles themes of men supporting crumbling families with careers in teaching or screenwriting, reprehensible behavior, and an East versus West coast war that turns typical debates upside down.

Atwood’s collection of twelve stories is full of beautiful details so elegantly picked—like Californian grapes themselves, the author’s intricate attention to the facets of life in Los Angeles is intoxicating. He makes any ex-Californians hungry for the taste of home—details down to In and Out Burger make for a collection of mouth-wateringly real stories. Atwood captures the diversity of California’s terrain and shows a love for his home state: “A traffic light held red and swayed gently in the breeze coming off the sea. I stopped for a moment and strained and heard the ocean just a mile away. To the north, I heard a coyote howling in the canyon.”

Atwood’s is a refreshingly fresh voice, rolling to the rhythm of the Pacific Ocean, but with the edge of a salty Boston harbor, and readers can’t help but have their own debate about what coast to call home. The author may shift tenses and points of view throughout the collection, but his colloquially poetic voice stays. While juxtaposing East and West, Atwood also compares beach and desert; this duplicity sways through his writing like picture frames during an earthquake.

“The road behind us is dark and quiet,” Atwood writes in the story “Windmills.” “I look in my rearview mirror but see only a long empty path of tar leading back through the desert to Palm Springs—our promised land. It’s illuminated by the orange sun, which is burning out brilliantly.” Atwood’s attention to the moment brings readers back to a time before the instant gratification of flash literature, and lets the reader sink into his beautiful language.

While Atwood writes about families, not a single family in the work is functional or even communicating well—but within the brokenness hide real relationships and flawed, but heart-throbbing, characters. The interconnectivity within the book could confuse readers, specifically when two stories in the novel contain the same character, Gabriel. It seems Gabriel bookends the collection—we start with him, nervous at his uncle’s funeral, and end with him, nervous at his nephew’s baptism. However, Gabriel seems to grow out of his nervousness—on the last page of the collection, after running away from his nephew’s baptism, he takes the initiative to answer his enraged sister’s call. One could argue every character is a reflection, or shadow, of Gabriel in a way, even the one story in which Atwood conquers the female perspective. This mono-character is not droning, however, but more refreshing—in this way, readers realize how many people have the same thoughts, concerns, problems. After reading HiStory of Santa Monica, there is left a feeling of connectedness, a satisfied need for good literature, and a craving for Mexican food.

Oct
12
2010

New York – J. Bradley at the InDigest 1207 Reading Series

November 14, 2010
7:00 pmto9:00 pm

J. Bradley, author of Dodging Traffic (Ampersand Books) and The Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You is a Robot (Safety Third Enterprises) will be rocking New York City once again at the InDigest 1207 reading series.  If you’ve missed this talented peformer’s readings the last time we were in town, catch him now before he transitions into fiction forever.