30
2010
Book Review: Misfits and other Heroes, by Suzanne Burns
Freaks are everywhere in Suzanne Burn’s collection of short stories, Misfits and Other Heroes. Burns, whose characters are obsessed with food, offers readers a feast of funky characters from Alano with a third, miniature hand, to Tiny Ron, who is so tiny that his wife carries him around in a birdcage, to a wax statue of Robert Wadlow, the world’s tallest man. And then there are the freaks.
Burns lures readers with her sideshow. At first glance, she appears to be standing outside the circus tent, calling, “come one, come all! Watch the humans interact! Watch them hurt one another! See how they wound, scar, and debilitate! ” But what seems initially like gimmicky fodder for a circus sideshow is all just smoke and mirrors. In fact, Burns is not perched outside of the tent at all: she is hovering, observing from above, commenting on our stupid human tricks and seriousness. Burns’ women are food obsessed; her men are deformed; the relationships are—well—dysfunctional is a gentle word. Readers may not understand her tactics at the onset, but when they play along for a story or two, this strange, meandering path of suspended reality becomes irresistable. Burns unabashedly parades oddities before her readers, who are transported to an alien planet where the language is universal.
Burns’ oddballs work because they are not alien at all. They are our own reflections. In “Triad,” a waspy rich girl, Merilee, who recognizes that “nature creates beasts on both sides of the curtain,” and whose father doesn’t see her, loves the third hand of a Hispanic Catholic young man, but not the man himself. She wonders if she might learn to love the sum of his parts. Here Burns poses questions about love, specifically whether we can ever really love a whole person or be loved in that way.
“Domestic Arts” offers Viv, a character that embodies the tension between The Bettys Freidan and Crocker, who quits her job to become a homemaker and take care of her husband, an idea he rejects. Burns concocts a gourmet feast of marital tension, blended with equal parts normalcy and insanity:
“Viv stirred the food coloring with urgency. ‘See,’ she showed the frosting to John, ‘I made purple.’”
And there was no way she could make caring about the color purple sound any less crazy.
The marriage disintegrates as Viv whips up a cake, which she leaves in the oven to burn as she simultaneously leaves her life behind. The story culminates with Viv, clad in an apple print apron, breaking into a stranger’s home to cook dinner for the occupant she assumes at first is a man due to the home’s state of disarray, but who ends up being a woman, wearing a tailored suit, one who ultimately welcomes the nurturing Viv offers. In many of these stories, Burns’ women find comfort in food, offering it to men who either reject it, or accept it without giving anything in return.
These are only the peaks of the whipped-cream frosting, but within the pages of Misfits and Other Heroes, there is plenty more sweet pain, waiting like confections left in the hall. Readers will rubberneck these derailing characters: not because they are odd, but because they are familiar. We are the freaks, and Burns reveals our antics in this collection with humor and with empathy.
Martha McKay Canter is a professor of English at USF St. Pete. Her reviews have been published on The Rumpus and the Oxford journal Isle.



